Saturday, January 31, 2009

UFC 94

So tonight is the night! GSP vs BJ Penn. The fight of the year perhaps?

The fight card looks amazing for this event, and I think we'll see some really good fights.

And about the main event; I think GSP will win by GnP in the third round.
It's gonna be a war. WAR!


And Machida will win win by KO in the second round.


A great night!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Diablo 3

Ok, I've seen this post all over the Net for the last couple of months. Well maybe not all over the net but at least in some Diablo forums.
It's a good read if you're into Diablo and it tells the release date of Diablo 3. Amazing huh?
Yeah, so let's get to it:
(Remember that I'm not the author of this, and I don't know who came up with it)

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Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.

Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune. By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth. The stats of a Dol rune:

Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7



Some simple mathematics:
25x7x7x7 = 8575

Why Is this important you ask?

Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISELY 8,575 hit points. Are you getting scared? There's more

Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most, "Hit causes monster to flee 25%" Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?

That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)

What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In other words, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)

Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you $!@% bricks after reading this. Let's move on!

Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo. An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.

Consider fold trout ...

For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.

I quote Merriam websters: Quote TROUT Middle English, from Old English trūht, from Late Latin trocta, tructa, a fish with sharp teeth, from Greek trōktēs, literally, gnawer, from trōgein to gnaw Please notice the word gnaw.

I knew I had seen this very word somewhere in the game before, but where? Gnaw Fold. It was a rare ring I had left in my stash since 1.07. According to recent databases, the prefix Gnaw and the suffix Fold no longer exist, however they did in 1.07. I was one of the lucky few to recieve this ring randomly from as far as my memory serves me, from the gidbin quest. Enough about the ring, let me explain to you all how this fits together... PERFECTLY.

Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7

Do you see the similarities yet? Well, if you don't than look back at are old friend the dol rune.

Quote The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7

Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.



They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.

At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completely random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.

64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.

From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.
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Quite cool huh? Yeah, conspiracy theories about Area 51 and the moon landing, and even 9/11 got nothing on this!

Under and in!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sonar 8

Gonna try out Cakewalk Sonar 8 next week. Getting kind of tired on Cubase.

I actually feel awesome today. One would've thought I'd be sleeping the whole day and being hungover, but no! I'm happy.

Drunk

Got drunk, got in a fight... or an almost fight. He wanted smokes from me, I refused to give him some, he slapped me, I slapped him and pushed him to the ground. His friend saved me and said that "all is cool, we no need to fight". I pooped my pants and agreed. No need for fights, just party on.
Still drunk, met Jessica, she was hot. Might meet up with her next week.
Feels like this is just something I wrote because tomorrow I will forget it.. so... yeah! Party on people!

Alcohol is not always good. But I still love it.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Merry New Year

I'm awefully sorry about the lack of updates lately, but I've just been so busy. Busy with what I do not know... but still!

Been playing lots of WoW during the holidays aswell, so I guess that would explain my absence from this totally awesome blog!

Just tried Superior Drummer today, and unholy turd it sure rocks! Still haven't figured out exactly how to use MIDI-libraries efficiently, but at least I got it working!
So to all of you that are thinking of maybe buying some new software drums for your computer I highly recommend Toontrack's Superior Drummer. And it's quite cheap, $349!

So take care all you interwebbers out there!
Cheers!